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Mancot Blue
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THE stunned black dad of a newborn, WHITE, baby girl declared yesterday — "I'm sure she's my kid ... I just don't know why she's BLONDE."

British Nmachi Ihegboro has amazed genetics experts who say the little girl is NOT an albino.

Dad Ben, 44, a customer services adviser, admitted: "We both just sat there after the birth staring at her."

Mum Angela, 35, of WOOLWICH, South London, beamed as she said: "She's beautiful - a miracle baby."

Ben told yesterday how he was so shocked when Nmachi was born, he even joked: "Is she MINE?"

He added: "Actually, the first thing I did was look at her and say, 'What the flip?'"

But as the baby's older brother and sister - both black - crowded round the "little miracle" at their home in South London, Ben declared: "Of course she's mine."

Blue-eyed blonde Nmachi, whose name means "Beauty of God" in the Nigerian couple's homeland, has baffled genetics experts because neither Ben nor wife Angela have ANY mixed-race family history.

Pale genes skipping generations before cropping up again could have explained the baby's appearance.

Ben also stressed: "My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn't been, the baby still wouldn't look like that.

"We both just sat there after the birth staring at her for ages - not saying anything."

Doctors at Queen Mary's Hospital in Sidcup - where Angela, from nearby Woolwich, gave birth - have told the parents Nmachi is definitely no albino.

Ben, who came to Britain with his wife five years ago and works for South Eastern Trains, said: "She doesn't look like an albino child anyway - not like the ones I've seen back in Nigeria or in books. She just looks like a healthy white baby."

He went on: "My mum is a black Nigerian although she has a bit fairer skin than mine.

"But we don't know of any white ancestry. We wondered if it was a genetic twist.

"But even then, what is with the long curly blonde hair?"

Professor Bryan Sykes, head of Human Genetics at Oxford University and Britain's leading expert, yesterday called the birth "extraordinary".

He said: "In mixed race humans, the lighter variant of skin tone may come out in a child - and this can sometimes be startlingly different to the skin of the parents.

"This might be the case where there is a lot of genetic mixing, as in Afro-Caribbean populations. But in Nigeria there is little mixing."

Prof Sykes said BOTH parents would have needed "some form of white ancestry" for a pale version of their genes to be passed on.

But he added: "The hair is extremely unusual. Even many blonde children don't have blonde hair like this at birth."

The expert said some unknown mutation was the most likely explanation.

He admitted: "The rules of genetics are complex and we still don't understand what happens in many cases."

The amazing birth comes five years after Kylie Hodgson became mum to twin daughters - one white and the other black - in Nottingham.

Kylie, now 23, and her partner Remi Horder, now 21, are both mixed race.

Even so the odds were estimated at a million to one.

The Sun told in 2002 how a white couple had Asian twins after a sperm mix-up by a fertility clinic.

Yesterday three-day-old Nmachi's churchgoing mum Angela admitted that she was "speechless" at first seeing her baby girl, who was delivered in a caesarean op.

She said: "I thought, 'What is this little doll?'

"She's beautiful and I love her. Her colour doesn't matter. She's a miracle baby.

"But still, what on earth happened here?"

Her husband told how their son Chisom, four, was even more confused than them by his new sister.

Ben said: "Our other daughter Dumebi is only two so she's too young to understand.

"But our boy keeps coming to look at his sister and then sits down looking puzzled.

"We're a black family. Suddenly he has a white sister."

Ben continued: "Of course, we are baffled too and want to know what's happened. But we understand life is very strange.

"All that matters is that she's healthy and that we love her. She's a proud British Nigerian."

Queen Mary's Hospital said: "Congratulations to Angela and her family on the birth of their daughter."








Your missus has been sh*gging around, pal!
Ben
I doubt it!! Even if she had, the girl would have been a lot darker than that!

Heard of this before, a genetic oddity, I guess thats how the white race started in the first place. Must have been some shock!!
captain duff
Well its an interesting story, and reminded me of the film on the telly a few weeks ago based on the true story of a white couple in 60s apartheid south africa who had a girl who looked black (and so was treated as such by the racists). In both cases it is easily proved that the parents are actually the genuine parents (DNA proves it very quickly these days) and it is genetic related.

In fact, as modern humans only migrated out of africa around 50,000 years ago and were almost certainly all the same colour (and humans had been living in africa for quite a while before the migration) the seperation of what we see today as seperate racial characteristics is very new in terms of our evolutiionary development (I have heard a figure of perhaps only 20,000 years according to some DNA based studies), so it is not really suprising that sometimes the genetics can throw out random things like this (as I assume they have discounted albinoism?).
Boghead
QUOTE (Mancot Blue @ Jul 31 2010, 12:30 AM) *
QUOTE
THE stunned black dad of a newborn, WHITE, baby girl declared yesterday — "I'm sure she's my kid ... I just don't know why she's BLONDE."

British Nmachi Ihegboro has amazed genetics experts who say the little girl is NOT an albino.

Dad Ben, 44, a customer services adviser, admitted: "We both just sat there after the birth staring at her."

Mum Angela, 35, of WOOLWICH, South London, beamed as she said: "She's beautiful - a miracle baby."

Ben told yesterday how he was so shocked when Nmachi was born, he even joked: "Is she MINE?"

He added: "Actually, the first thing I did was look at her and say, 'What the flip?'"

But as the baby's older brother and sister - both black - crowded round the "little miracle" at their home in South London, Ben declared: "Of course she's mine."

Blue-eyed blonde Nmachi, whose name means "Beauty of God" in the Nigerian couple's homeland, has baffled genetics experts because neither Ben nor wife Angela have ANY mixed-race family history.

Pale genes skipping generations before cropping up again could have explained the baby's appearance.

Ben also stressed: "My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn't been, the baby still wouldn't look like that.

"We both just sat there after the birth staring at her for ages - not saying anything."

Doctors at Queen Mary's Hospital in Sidcup - where Angela, from nearby Woolwich, gave birth - have told the parents Nmachi is definitely no albino.

Ben, who came to Britain with his wife five years ago and works for South Eastern Trains, said: "She doesn't look like an albino child anyway - not like the ones I've seen back in Nigeria or in books. She just looks like a healthy white baby."

He went on: "My mum is a black Nigerian although she has a bit fairer skin than mine.

"But we don't know of any white ancestry. We wondered if it was a genetic twist.

"But even then, what is with the long curly blonde hair?"

Professor Bryan Sykes, head of Human Genetics at Oxford University and Britain's leading expert, yesterday called the birth "extraordinary".

He said: "In mixed race humans, the lighter variant of skin tone may come out in a child - and this can sometimes be startlingly different to the skin of the parents.

"This might be the case where there is a lot of genetic mixing, as in Afro-Caribbean populations. But in Nigeria there is little mixing."

Prof Sykes said BOTH parents would have needed "some form of white ancestry" for a pale version of their genes to be passed on.

But he added: "The hair is extremely unusual. Even many blonde children don't have blonde hair like this at birth."

The expert said some unknown mutation was the most likely explanation.

He admitted: "The rules of genetics are complex and we still don't understand what happens in many cases."

The amazing birth comes five years after Kylie Hodgson became mum to twin daughters - one white and the other black - in Nottingham.

Kylie, now 23, and her partner Remi Horder, now 21, are both mixed race.

Even so the odds were estimated at a million to one.

The Sun told in 2002 how a white couple had Asian twins after a sperm mix-up by a fertility clinic.

Yesterday three-day-old Nmachi's churchgoing mum Angela admitted that she was "speechless" at first seeing her baby girl, who was delivered in a caesarean op.

She said: "I thought, 'What is this little doll?'

"She's beautiful and I love her. Her colour doesn't matter. She's a miracle baby.

"But still, what on earth happened here?"

Her husband told how their son Chisom, four, was even more confused than them by his new sister.

Ben said: "Our other daughter Dumebi is only two so she's too young to understand.

"But our boy keeps coming to look at his sister and then sits down looking puzzled.

"We're a black family. Suddenly he has a white sister."

Ben continued: "Of course, we are baffled too and want to know what's happened. But we understand life is very strange.

"All that matters is that she's healthy and that we love her. She's a proud British Nigerian."

Queen Mary's Hospital said: "Congratulations to Angela and her family on the birth of their daughter."








Your missus has been sh*gging around, pal!

Err... if she had why ain't it "half cast" then?
Midnight Rider

Let's put it this way. If my daughter had been born black with long flowing dreadlocks, I wouldn't be talking 'miracle babies' like this guy is!

The guy is as naive as hell.



The Colonel
QUOTE (Midnight Rider @ Jul 31 2010, 01:14 PM) *
Let's put it this way. If my daughter had been born black with long flowing dreadlocks, I wouldn't be talking 'miracle babies' like this guy is!

The guy is as naive as hell.


Oh ,mummy ive dropped the baby in the bleach, will you take her down to the spray tan shop for me,?
Che Guevara
QUOTE (The Colonel @ Aug 1 2010, 11:12 AM) *
QUOTE (Midnight Rider @ Jul 31 2010, 01:14 PM) *
Let's put it this way. If my daughter had been born black with long flowing dreadlocks, I wouldn't be talking 'miracle babies' like this guy is!

The guy is as naive as hell.


Oh ,mummy ive dropped the baby in the bleach, will you take her down to the spray tan shop for me,?



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Che Guevara
QUOTE (Midnight Rider @ Jul 31 2010, 01:14 PM) *
Let's put it this way. If my daughter had been born black with long flowing dreadlocks, I wouldn't be talking 'miracle babies' like this guy is!

The guy is as naive as hell.



Is he, did you not read the quote by the Professor of genetics?
Southern Blue
QUOTE (Che Guevara @ Aug 1 2010, 11:44 AM) *
QUOTE (Midnight Rider @ Jul 31 2010, 01:14 PM) *
Let's put it this way. If my daughter had been born black with long flowing dreadlocks, I wouldn't be talking 'miracle babies' like this guy is!

The guy is as naive as hell.



Is he, did you not read the quote by the Professor of genetics?

Obviously not. There was a piece on the Jeremy Vine show in the last fortnight on this exact subject. A geneticist was saying that there are only a dozen genes which switch on the production of melanin, and every now and again you get a case where none of them come into play. You can see that baby is not caucasion.
Midnight Rider
Professor Bryan Sykes, head of Human Genetics at Oxford University and Britain's leading expert, yesterday called the birth "extraordinary".

He said: "In mixed race humans, the lighter variant of skin tone may come out in a child - and this can sometimes be startlingly different to the skin of the parents.

"This might be the case where there is a lot of genetic mixing, as in Afro-Caribbean populations. But in Nigeria there is little mixing."

Prof Sykes said BOTH parents would have needed "some form of white ancestry" for a pale version of their genes to be passed on


That is the diplomat's way of saying:

"I really would love to do a DNA test on these guys. but in the absence of that I can't go and accuse the wife of cheating so I've got to come up with some far-flung explanation."
open yer eyes man
looking at his missus,i think i would rather have a tug.

Some sick people out there,she's a minger
Midnight Rider

Does anyone ever watch Maury on Living?
They regularly do these paternity tests (almost every show) and honestly they make you lose your faith in human nature.

Typically, the guy will be there: "No way that's my kid! That kid is ugly and looks nothing like me! The mother has had more cock than John Wayne's rifle," while the tearful mother says:
"I was a virgin when we met. I'm one thousand percent sure he's the father."
Half the time the bloke isn't the dad.

And what's more scary...DNA tests have been done on a large sample of kids in this country (Macintyre and Sooman, Lancet, 1991). 10 to 15% of kids think they know their father but they're wrong. That's almost 1 in 6! Scary.



GaroldBlue
QUOTE (Midnight Rider @ Aug 3 2010, 03:21 PM) *
Does anyone ever watch Maury on Living?
They regularly do these paternity tests (almost every show) and honestly they make you lose your faith in human nature.

Typically, the guy will be there: "No way that's my kid! That kid is ugly and looks nothing like me! The mother has had more cock than John Wayne's rifle," while the tearful mother says:
"I was a virgin when we met. I'm one thousand percent sure he's the father."
Half the time the bloke isn't the dad.

And what's more scary...DNA tests have been done on a large sample of kids in this country (Macintyre and Sooman, Lancet, 1991). 10 to 15% of kids think they know their father but they're wrong. That's almost 1 in 6! Scary.


so in summary, women are slags? ph34r.gif
Midnight Rider
ER...that's not the way I'd have put it!
Sex is a zero sum game.
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