Cheer GnR up with a joke! No team pictures of WFC or Jefferson Louis please. I've got one of these viruses which do the rounds.





Q What does D.N.A stand for?
National Dyslexic Association

Q What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?
Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Q What do you call a psychic midget who just escaped from jail?
A small medium at large!


Q What have Amir khan and TB got in common?
One jab is all it takes.


Q What's Amir Khan's latest movie called?
Gone in 60 seconds

Mike Ashley was walking down Newcastle High Street when he sees an elderly lady who'd dropped her shopping bag, there were tins, fruit and goods all over the pavement.
Feeling sorry for the old lady, he walks over and asks,
"Can you manage love?"
Back comes the reply,
"F*** off, I don't want the job!"

What are the three advantages of having Alzheimer's disease?

1. You get to hide your own Easter eggs

2. You get to meet new people every day

3. You get to hide your own Easter eggs

That's more like it!
Some of the best Alzheimer's jokes I've heard have been told to me by sufferers themselves.



A-A-AAAAA-ERRUUGH-A-A CHOOOOOOOO!!!!