A blind man went for a job in a wood yard, saying he could identify Wood with his nose.

They decided to test him on different types of Wood & he guessed each one right with no problems.

Too catch him out the lay the company Secretary out naked.

He sniffed & asked the Wood to be turned over as he was not too sure on this one.

He sniffed again, 'You cant fool me'....... he said .........'it's an old sh*t house door off a Tuna boat'.

We've all had a good laugh at that one in work!!!!!

Here's another one for you then..........................................

Kate Moss bumps into Jeremy Clarkson on a night out on the tile's.

So she said to him 'what do you do for a living'.

Jeremy replies 'I do Top Gear'........Kate replies 'thats blindin, i'll have 4 grams'.

An old one, that made a guest appearance in C Block the other week when we played Grimsby for some strange reason

I know but it's still funny.........you will only please 70% in Comedy

HAHA good joke that