Now no hiding, i'm sure we have all been called a few or known a few.

I used to work with someone we used to call Tromb meaning:- slow moving clot.

Another one was Pilot light:- he never goes out

And last but not least the most annoying fella i have ever worked with;- Thrush and i dont mean the bird(PM me for the answer, abit strong).

Mine used to be Malcolm(the actor off Watching) because i used to look like him

my nickname as it has been for a coupla years is "the bugle" owing to the fact i wear a lovely hearing aid

Used to know someone who works at Airbus, called John Goggin, rather humourously called Gone Joggin, still makes me chuckle...

I used to be in Law College with a lad who the girls called "Father Green". If you translate that into French you get the meaning.

Australian Rugby League player Brad Fittler had the nickname 'Adolf'.

As it says in my name mines Skip still dont know why!!! lol!!

I got called Betty for a few years due to the fact that when I was in hospital for a while in 1995, the nurses never bothered to change the name above my bed and for a month I was Betty Willis who must have been the woman in that bed before me. I wonder if she's still on this mortal coil.

So many jokes, must hold back...

I used to know that Lady

At work about 15 years ago we had an 17 year old apprentice start with us , he was grilled about the usual subjects , to one of which he went bright red & was uncomfortably embarrassed.

From this we worked out he was very inexperinced with women, & he was christened 'Shagger'...........he still works at our place now & he is still known by the same nickname

I think my nickname for you is best woody !(i,ll say no more)

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When i was young i was called" Tiffer" cos my brother could not say Christopher.Then when i went to school i was called Crippen! Dont ask me why?

I got my nickname Waz at school when I was 14 , originally it started out as 'Wastard the Bast**d' but over the years it has been shortened to 'Waz'.

Most people still call it me.........including my 9 year old son !

Well my nickname is "TIMBERDICK"!! coz me surname is Woodcock

Well..."Cureo" for me as my distant cousin is Jamie Cureton who played for Swindon last season and Reading 2 seasons ago now hes back at Colchester and has 8 goals to his name this season.

Is he distant because he lives far away from you

A lad at uni is called Monk, as in from Mean Machine. Another is called Beanhead, he has a big head!!

Bloke I worked with was know as the Rain dancer when I worked at Vauxhalls with other s like Phil the Dill I will leave that one to your selves to work out .
There was Dive Dive who I thought was an ex Submariner untill I worked with him on nights and wondered why he get drinking tea out of a flask like it was going out of fashion. Then watched him collaspse in a heap and kip it off it the morning shift came on. I then found out he was a alcoholic and did this all the time as he was like a sub going down.

remember a lad on the school bus looked out of the window ,and comented that two cats were mating his nickname was........ Shagpuss also work with a guy called Richard Head

I also know a Richard Head surely the parents would have thought about it.

Any relation to Mike Hunt;As in "Has anybody seen Mik........"

GP.
The Gaffer.

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nothing at school, then came to uni and got the affectionate moniker "coathanger" from my mates due to my rather square shoulders.

LSOP was another, as in Lanky Streak Of.......

A place I used to work at had a security guy named Wayne Kerr. The regular tannoy announcements "Wayne Kerr, please report to reception." caused much amusement.

My nickname is a bit unique 'Pumpenink' abbr to 'Pumps'

During my college days there was a great character from Barnsley called Belky who used to sing a verse out of a Cypress Hill song everytime I walked in the room, as a bit of a nice greeting, it went; "Peter, Peter you fat pumpkin eater", then once we were on a trip to London and somewhere around Leicester Square there was a fast food and pizza bar which he pointed out to me called 'Mr. Pumpenink's' – this may well have been Mr. Pumpernickles and has evolved since. That name sadly stuck and most people I know still refer to me as 'Pumps' to this very day. There, you know now!