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post Jun 19 2007, 11:41 AM
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Has to be Carl Dale getting dropped off his stretcher at Sealand Road.
If I remember one of the St John's tripped over the net at the home end.

Think it was against Swansea but I may be wrong guiness.gif


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post Jun 19 2007, 11:48 AM
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at sealand road

a young lad walking around in front of the stand on the gravel , her had his parker hood up and was kicking a stone around , the ball came over the fence and hit him on the head knocking him into the puddle .. pmsl.

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eddie bishop on P.A

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FUNNIEST AWAY: streaker at macc away . dived in puddle players/police just laughted

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post Jun 19 2007, 12:08 PM
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the bishop falling over when trying to head the ball when running down the steps, vintage eddy! bowdown.gif bowdown.gif


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post Jun 19 2007, 12:24 PM
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THis has been posted before but it is still my highlight. -Mike Walker in goal for Colchester at Sealand Road (circa 1979 - Ian Rush in Chester side) drop kicks the ball out of his hands high in the air and the wind catches it and it lands straight in the trainer's bucket wihout bouncing and sticks in it!


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post Jun 19 2007, 12:30 PM
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cant remember the game but we had two streakers within 10minutes!! and the macc streaker on that soaking day way hilarious
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post Jun 19 2007, 12:37 PM
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definately eddie bishop either on the pa or running down the stairs and heading the ball. however flitty scoring, attempting a forward roll and injuring himself was hilarious.

on a personal note it's probably woody getting a jaw spasm halfway through a game. he couldn't shut his mouth and the st john's lot took around the pitch for everyone to laugh at. pmsl!!!!! or even woody getting thrown out before the Wr**h*m home game the season before last for inciting the goats as he walked past!! soft lad!

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post Jun 19 2007, 01:15 PM
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Some of the so called players claiming they can play football has been funny to watch over the years.


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post Jun 19 2007, 01:29 PM
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The entire pre-match entertainment at Wycombe a couple of seasons back when they ran a 'family fun day' and let everyone in for free.

We got a spanking on the field later on but the trip was worth it for the sheer cringeworthiness of the hour before kick off.

Oh - and any game involving Cortez Belle.
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post Jun 19 2007, 01:34 PM
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The Wrectum fan running across the pitch with the Wesh flag at the goatcourse only to be rugby tackled by John Butcher. Fantastic.biggrin.gif


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post Jun 19 2007, 01:34 PM
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Still makes me laugh when thinking of Rochdale away during relegation season, Dale had a corner which we cleared and it went onto left side with Beckett. He had his head down and the Dale keeper back-tracking to his goal suddenly fell over. A huge chorus of 'SHOOT!!!!!' came out and scared the hell out of Beckett causing him to slip on ball!


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post Jun 19 2007, 01:42 PM
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I quite liked the hissy fit from D+R's Tony Roberts after conceding a last minute goal to lose the match biggrin.gif
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post Jun 19 2007, 02:33 PM
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QUOTE (Chris @ Jun 19 2007, 01:29 PM) *
Oh - and any game involving Cortez Belle.


I agree, he was probably the most comical footballer I've ever seen!

There was the Shaun Carey incident where he accidentally blasted the ball at the same Aldershot player twice. Also, does anyone remember a game against Plymouth about 10 years ago where they scored and one of their fans ran onto the pitch to congratulate the scorer, but slid into him. The player had to go off injured and the fan was arrested. Bet he was popular with his fellow supporters! laugh.gif
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post Jun 19 2007, 02:33 PM
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QUOTE (Bluesontop @ Jun 19 2007, 01:34 PM) *
The Wrectum fan running across the pitch with the Wesh flag at the goatcourse only to be rugby tackled by John Butcher. Fantastic.biggrin.gif


He wasn't 'rugby tackled' you a.r.s.e. He was just held back by the goalkeeper.

Funny things seen at a Chester game v Wrecsam?

1. Woody nearly crying biggrin.gif at the DHSS as he was led away by a steward and copper in front of the Wrecsam fans giving him grief sheep sheep sheep shagger

2. Not last season. The season before. The look on the faces of the Chester fans who'd just come off the train and were queing up for the away end by the Mold Rd Stand

3. Circa 85/86 about 100 Wrecsam fans all wearing Pringle shirts sitting in the Chester Stand at Sealand Rd.


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post Jun 19 2007, 02:42 PM
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QUOTE (Goats @ Jun 19 2007, 03:33 PM) *
QUOTE (Bluesontop @ Jun 19 2007, 01:34 PM) *
The Wrectum fan running across the pitch with the Wesh flag at the goatcourse only to be rugby tackled by John Butcher. Fantastic.biggrin.gif


He wasn't 'rugby tackled' you a.r.s.e. He was just held back by the goalkeeper.

Funny things seen at a Chester game v Wrecsam?

1. Woody nearly crying biggrin.gif at the DHSS as he was led away by a steward and copper in front of the Wrecsam fans giving him grief sheep sheep sheep shagger

2. Not last season. The season before. The look on the faces of the Chester fans who'd just come off the train and were queing up for the away end by the Mold Rd Stand

3. Circa 85/86 about 100 Wrecsam fans all wearing Pringle shirts sitting in the Chester Stand at Sealand Rd.


Whatever you say Goats, I couldn't give a shiney sh1t to be honest. Hows the apartments build going at the slumcourse you little turd?


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post Jun 19 2007, 05:10 PM
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i remember that plymouth game, was that the game when luke beckett scored that 25 yard curler, after their keeper had been injured, so they had a player in goal?
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post Jun 19 2007, 05:12 PM
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Dean Bennetts effort at Wr**h*m last season.
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post Jun 19 2007, 05:53 PM
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QUOTE (chester4life @ Jun 19 2007, 05:10 PM) *
i remember that plymouth game, was that the game when luke beckett scored that 25 yard curler, after their keeper had been injured, so they had a player in goal?


Yes that was the same game, one of those games where all sorts of weird stuff happened. I don't think the replacement keeper was an outfield player though, I think he was just a reserve keeper
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Streaker at Macc

The Strangler - That made Granada News u know!!

Final game of the season vs P'Boro, ball is bladdered into the 2nd row of the main stand, pontooning some poor lass in the face. St John's arrive, leading her off to the bogs to clean up....made funny by the fact her hubby sat there for a good 5 mins before he thought it may be best to go and check if she was ok. Comedy gold.

Steve Whitehall clearly saving the ball with his hand right in front of us at the home end and then a few minutes later striding upfield to make it 1-0

Eddie Bishop on the mike, obviously

And at Sealand Road, someone comparing Ian Benjamin's movement to that of Robocop!


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post Jun 19 2007, 06:27 PM
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Home : Eddie Bishop on P.A.....

Away : Me taking penalties at Rushden :-| because I had'nt score the keeper turned around for the third and I hit him. Very embarrising.
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post Jun 19 2007, 07:29 PM
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QUOTE (Bluesontop @ Jun 19 2007, 03:42 PM) *
QUOTE (Goats @ Jun 19 2007, 03:33 PM) *
QUOTE (Bluesontop @ Jun 19 2007, 01:34 PM) *
The Wrectum fan running across the pitch with the Wesh flag at the goatcourse only to be rugby tackled by John Butcher. Fantastic.biggrin.gif


He wasn't 'rugby tackled' you a.r.s.e. He was just held back by the goalkeeper.

Funny things seen at a Chester game v Wrecsam?

1. Woody nearly crying biggrin.gif at the DHSS as he was led away by a steward and copper in front of the Wrecsam fans giving him grief sheep sheep sheep shagger

2. Not last season. The season before. The look on the faces of the Chester fans who'd just come off the train and were queing up for the away end by the Mold Rd Stand

3. Circa 85/86 about 100 Wrecsam fans all wearing Pringle shirts sitting in the Chester Stand at Sealand Rd.


Whatever you say Goats, I couldn't give a shiney sh1t to be honest. Hows the apartments build going at the slumcourse you little turd?



Lovely language BOT.

You mentioned in Off Topic (How many bones have you broken thread) that you have been beaten up in every major place where you have visited with City.
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post Jun 19 2007, 07:29 PM
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QUOTE (Goats @ Jun 19 2007, 03:33 PM) *
QUOTE (Bluesontop @ Jun 19 2007, 01:34 PM) *
The Wrectum fan running across the pitch with the Wesh flag at the goatcourse only to be rugby tackled by John Butcher. Fantastic.biggrin.gif


He wasn't 'rugby tackled' you a.r.s.e. He was just held back by the goalkeeper.

Funny things seen at a Chester game v Wrecsam?

1. Woody nearly crying biggrin.gif at the DHSS as he was led away by a steward and copper in front of the Wrecsam fans giving him grief sheep sheep sheep shagger

2. Not last season. The season before. The look on the faces of the Chester fans who'd just come off the train and were queing up for the away end by the Mold Rd Stand

3. Circa 85/86 about 100 Wrecsam fans all wearing Pringle shirts sitting in the Chester Stand at Sealand Rd.

goat you forgot the famous conferance flag incident. whoever carries that flag could get a job in asdas packing away that quick. priceless laugh.gif


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post Jun 19 2007, 07:59 PM
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QUOTE (REDBENNETT @ Jun 19 2007, 08:29 PM) *
QUOTE (Goats @ Jun 19 2007, 03:33 PM) *
QUOTE (Bluesontop @ Jun 19 2007, 01:34 PM) *
The Wrectum fan running across the pitch with the Wesh flag at the goatcourse only to be rugby tackled by John Butcher. Fantastic.biggrin.gif


He wasn't 'rugby tackled' you a.r.s.e. He was just held back by the goalkeeper.

Funny things seen at a Chester game v Wrecsam?

1. Woody nearly crying biggrin.gif at the DHSS as he was led away by a steward and copper in front of the Wrecsam fans giving him grief sheep sheep sheep shagger

2. Not last season. The season before. The look on the faces of the Chester fans who'd just come off the train and were queing up for the away end by the Mold Rd Stand

3. Circa 85/86 about 100 Wrecsam fans all wearing Pringle shirts sitting in the Chester Stand at Sealand Rd.

goat you forgot the famous conferance flag incident. whoever carries that flag could get a job in asdas packing away that quick. priceless laugh.gif



People were laughing themselves silly in the Mold Rd Stand when Chester unfurled that 'Conference champions' flag

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I reckon Chester start the season as they finished the last one.
On the slide .................................................>

They might need that flag again and adjust the date on it.


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post Jun 19 2007, 08:02 PM
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it has got to be this season when the ball when into the crowd and some man headed it back onto the pitch, he was soaking up all the glory .
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post Jun 19 2007, 09:00 PM
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The streaker at Macc definitely a highlight - beautiful belly dive into the huge puddle at the end! Going a long way back the Freight Rover game at Wr**h*m - Harry rolling an injured Colin Woodthorpe back on to the pitch, and Mickey Clarke depositing the contents of his bucket into the Goats in the paddock - classic stuff!


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QUOTE (shauneport @ Jun 19 2007, 12:41 PM) *
Has to be Carl Dale getting dropped off his stretcher at Sealand Road.
If I remember one of the St John's tripped over the net at the home end.

Think it was against Swansea but I may be wrong guiness.gif


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